How Scary Is It? A First-Timer’s Guide to a Kentucky Haunted House

A Field of Screams character in a wide-brimmed hat and painted face standing in the dark woods.

Never been to a haunted attraction, or not for fifteen years? What kind of scary an outdoor haunt actually is, and what nobody warns first timers about.

The question everybody asks first is the one nobody can answer for you.

If you have never been to a haunted attraction, or it has been fifteen years since the last one, the honest answer to how scary it is depends almost entirely on you. What is useful is knowing what kind of scary it is, because that varies a lot between attractions.

How scary is it, really?

Field of Screams has been running since 2002 and it is built for people who came to be scared. It is not a hayride through a pumpkin patch with a couple of skeletons.

What it is not is a gauntlet designed to break you. The point is a good night out with your friends, and most people finish the property laughing at each other rather than shaken.

If you want to calibrate before you commit, look through the photo gallery. Those are the actual characters on the property. They will tell you more than any adjective.

An outdoor haunt scares differently

This is the part first timers underestimate. Most haunted attractions are buildings. You follow a corridor, the corridor ends, you are outside and it is over.

A farm does not work like that. Six acres of standing corn has no corridor. The woods have no walls. When you cannot see where the edge of the attraction is, your brain stops being able to predict what happens next, and that anticipation is a large part of the whole experience.

The flip side is that outdoor space is less claustrophobic than an enclosed haunt. People who dislike tight corridors often find the corn far easier than they expected.

What each of the four feels like

The six acre corn maze is the long one. It is cut into a brand new design every year, and the pressure comes from being genuinely unsure where you are.

The two story haunted barn is the tightest thing on the property. Tight corners, low light and nowhere good to look. If you dislike enclosed spaces, this is the one to know about in advance.

The forbidden woods is a walk deep into the treeline after dark. Bring someone you trust.

The Hayride 2 Hell is a wagon ride through monster infested terrain, with fog covered fields and creatures waiting at every turn. You are seated and moving, which makes it the most manageable of the four for a lot of people.

The fear of looking scared

Plenty of first timers are less worried about the actors than about being the one in the group who screams.

Let that go. The actors are not trying to humiliate anybody, and a group where everyone reacts is having a better night than a group standing around being stoic. Reacting is the entire point of the ticket.

Going with a group changes the night

Who you bring changes the experience more than which attraction you pick.

A group that has agreed nobody gets abandoned in the corn has a good night. A group where one person keeps shoving somebody else toward the actors does not.

If somebody in your group is nervous, put them in the middle. It is a small thing and it works.

Is it worth it if you scare easily?

Usually, yes, if you go in with the right expectation.

People who scare easily tend to get the most out of a haunt, because everything works on them. The visitors who leave disappointed are more often the ones who arrived determined not to flinch.

You are also not obliged to do everything on the first visit. The tickets are separated, so you can start with less and come back.

The part nobody warns you about

It is not the actors. It is the ground, the cold and the walking.

You are on real farm ground in open fields, a corn maze and the woods, after dark, in a Kentucky October. Wear shoes you do not mind getting dirty and bring a layer.

Bring cash too. This is a cash only event, with ATMs onsite, and tickets are sold at the concession stand during hours of operation.

Come for the scares, stay for the rest

The scares are why people drive out from Louisville. What they talk about afterwards is usually the walk back across the field, and whoever in the group turned out to be the biggest coward.

Read the complete visitor guide and compare tickets before you come.

Plan your visit

Tickets, what to expect and how to find the farm.